did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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