ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I am available for nakedness
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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