My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
people are starting to question the shark bite story
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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