I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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