I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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