WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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