their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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