How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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