Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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