with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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