I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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