like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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