this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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