A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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