how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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