Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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