how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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