Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
where are you?
Hypothermia
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
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