Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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