brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
one might say we're banned from that church
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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