he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
If I die, sorry about rent.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
ok first of all what the fuck
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
