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I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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