How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
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