she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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