watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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