no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
where does the pee come out of this thing
bring money and cleavage
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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