Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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