i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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