so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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