Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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