as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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