I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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