ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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