the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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