i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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