i can't believe i had my finger in that
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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