love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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