Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
birth control should be required to get into college
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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