OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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