And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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