I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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