I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Enjoy the penises
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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