i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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