She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
be right there i have to get my cape
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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