Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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