Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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