I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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