is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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