I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I looked at my own cervix.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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