I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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