it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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