weddingsv make me drug and hornr
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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